So, being a Drama student you have a lot of eccentric teachers and sometimes the stuff they say is so funny you can't contain yourself. Maybe it's just us and you won't get what's so funny but we do. :) This will be an ongoing blog post as the year goes on. Updates could very well be daily.
Prof 1: *Draws 2 lines on the board that cross* "What does this represent?"
Students: "Jesus, Cross, Christianity, etc."
Prof 1: *Draws another one and cuts it into dashes* "Alright, so now which one is stronger? Which one would the KKK have trouble burning on your front lawn?"
Prof 1: "What is more appealing to sleep on? A rock? Sandpaper? Or something fuzzy and warm?"
Students: "Fuzzy and warm of course."
Student #1: "Sandpaper"
Prof 1: "Why?"
Student #1 "It's exfoliating"
Prof 1: "Yes, because I'm sure homeless people have great skin."
Prof 2: *Talking about getting stage directions right* "I don't think you guys acknowledge your dyslexia sometimes"
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