Scary Movies

Scary movies and I get along like a fat kid and a candy bar. There is no separating us no matter how hard you try. You can bribe me with something but I'll go right back to my Horror Movies. Don't get me wrong, I love all genre's of movies, but Horror is my favorite.

My very first Horror movie, I watched with my sister when I was just a little tyke. Is was the infamous Exorcist movie. That movie scared me so much that it scared the fear out of me. Nothing has ever scared me since that movie. I'd be the fearless guy in the movie who goes into the closet to see what that noise was only to find out that it was like some Killer Cat with Rabis or something like that. (Side note. I hate cats with a passion) Movies will get my heart racing but I won't scream, jump, or do any of the regular pre-teen girl things. Except for once. In a public place. This is my story...

Last year Me, my room mate, and a couple of our friends went out to see Zombieland. (I know what you're thinking. "Colton, what happened? This is a comedy. Come on. Get real") Well, this is real. We arrived a little late and it was opening weekend so the Theatre was packed. The only seats were at the very front. So we walk in with popcorn and drinks in hand and we saw the crowd and were like "What the hell? What's with the people?" So we find a spot and plunk down and crank our necks to a 90 degree angle to see a quarter of the screen. So we are watching and I was texting my bestie. (I hate Tommy Texters in the theatre but he is never around his phone so when he replies, I reply fast. Only time I ever texted in the theatre.) So I finished writing a text message and grabbed my popcorn and looked up at the screen. The second I looked up there was a split second of silence and then the damn clown (I hate clowns) flies out of the bathroom! I was not prepared in the least. I jumped so high I did the total movie theatre jump where POPCORN FLIES ALL OVER EVERYONE!! My friends were not impressed with me at all. So there was only one thing I could do... I giggles like a little girl and when we left I called my best friend and told him what momentous occasion he just missed out on.

Well, that's my story. If you have any you'd like to share, please feel free to tell me! :)