*Ring ring ring*
ME: Hello?
HIM: Hi, you sound like Austin!
ME: I'm Sorry?
HIM: Is this an Austin?
ME: Nope: I'm a Colton.
HIM: Colton?!
ME: That's my name. Try not to wear it out.
HIM: You're not Austin?
ME: No
HIM: How's it going?
ME: umm good?
HIM: So Austin is your Mom home?
ME: No...
HIM: Who's home?
Me: ... Me
HIM: Just you?
ME: Yes, why?
HIM: How's it going Austin?
ME: This isn't Austin.
HIM: Oh right I forgot!
ME: Okay.
HIM: That's a lot of digits.
ME: Uhuh
HIM: Well do you know an Austin?
ME: I know like 3.
HIM: Well I'm looking for one.
ME: Good luck finding one.
HIM: Do I have the wrong number?
ME: Do you have Alzheimer's?
HIM: Have a good day?
ME: Keep rockin' the memory loss!
*1 minute later*
*Ring ring ring*
Him again
I didn't answer I just let it ring
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