St. Patrick's Day mid-day drunk texts

So, today is apparently St. Patrick's Day. Totally forgot. And one of my favorite things is the drunk texts in the middle of the day. Here is one. Probably the most difficult one to date... ENJOY

This is me and my pal Kaydree on New Years Eve of '09

Me: I'm bored
Kaydree: I'm drunk lol
Me: Totally knew you would be. ;)
Kaydree: Are you?
Me: I wish. Haha
Kaydree: Try
Me: Try?
Kaydree: Try to et drunk
Me: I do have wine and vodka... And Bailey's... And more wine... and mix
Kaydree: Srink!
Me: By myself? That's sad little girl!
Kaydree: I'm dru k
Me: Yes. Yes you are.
Kaydree: I needddd freends
Me: You have a friend in me. That counts 100
Kaydree: Awe I loves you
Me: I loves you to K-Dawg!
Kaydree: Good! I got a job lol
Me: For reals!? Where at??
Kaydree: College
Me: Doing what?
Kaydree: Drankin
Me: What?
Kaydree: Drankin
Me: What is Drankin?
Kaydree: Dranking
Me: I don't know what Dranking is!
Kaydree: So do it
Me: Do you even know what Dranking is?
Kaydree: Dranking! Lol
Me: What is dranking!?
Kaydree: Drankin/!!
Me: OMG! Are you kidding me right now?? Bahahha
Kaydree: Drank!! Lol
Me: What are you doing at the college?!
Kaydree: Drankin! Lol
Me: Drankin is your job??
Kaydree: Ya man
Me: What do you do? What does your job entail?
Kaydree: Drank in
Me: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS
Kaydree: Dranking pop and alcohol and drankin lol
Me: That's the job you got?
Kaydree: Yaaaa
Me: Is this a paying job?
Kaydree: Noooo
Me: But you said you got a job...
Kaydree: Oh montanas!!
Me: Oh sweet Jesus

Moral of the story... Stop Slang... It just screws people up.